Puppy Prose

Puppy Prose :

…..I shall tear through the soft people clothes wide-eyed and crazed…
till I meet the soft (..the bigger humans more wrinkly and leathery) flesh.. until I hear loud shrieks of delight and fancy.

…..I will snub the 345 fancy bacon flavored plastic bones in favor of that squishy, padded  thing my mom sometimes wears in which she exhales in  relief every afternoon and exclaims !!

……”I wish I could burn these things”….

..I Will , however,  inhale the edible bones so fast, I choke.. and watch everyone shriek again in delight..but a bit more panicky  …”SCOUT !ARE YOU OKAY?”

……To which I say. .in my head ..
  
      “You know I can’t talk right?”

……Due to my frenzied ADHD like behavior (which I inherently adopted from these tiny and bigger humans)….I will suddenly &

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narcoleptic-ally..pass out ..leaving my mom stressed out thinking I nibbled up a Tylenol pm..”

Love, Scout

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Laurie Free has two high-spirited children, with the trial lawyer litigation skills, when it comes to basic hygiene, such as teeth. Her patient, loving husband has supported her through all career endeavors, ranging from teaching Hip Hop Fitness,
(and I flunked "swag school") to peppering him with questions such as,
"Why haven't you turned on the 'wifi-gigibyte-hot-spot, and can you find the Gravatar?"

She does not scrapbook and lifted the name from the show "Friends", when Phoebe told Monica she was "Scrappie". She "scraps" her way with gusto into every endeavor. Yesterday she announced "I want to be a Life Coach"
.. Maybe, one day it will be Scrap-booking, till then I hope you enjoy my blog!

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