Manual & Odes.

My questionairre manual:

hair : “multi-faceted-ombre-infused-highlights-lowlights. a menagerie of color. 
weight: “actual or stomach-flu-jean weight?”
height:  “actual or slightly-tip-toed?”

Ode to Pollen

Dear Pollen,

I know you are an integral part of our eco system and I love you for that, but just an fyi, my eyes are not flowers. I know they are beautiful and all, but please let them go.
Love
Ole Sticky Eyes.

Granny Ts Ode to droppin the mic at Easter blessing

“Lorrrrd, please overlook the slightly over done dinner rolls and if anyone has a problem, they can help me in the kitchen or make their own rolls next time”

Ode to Beyoncé

Dear Beyoncé,

If 711 had been popular in my 20s,  I would have dropped  far less alcohol due to incessant reminders from the Queen Bea herself.

My parenting manual:

The effectiveness of parenting is directly proportionate to therapist visits billed per insurance carrier per family.

My cooking manual to chicken.

I dont always reheat chicken , but when I do,  it’s a splendid jerky of toughness that might just rip your crowns off.

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Laurie Free has two high-spirited children, with the trial lawyer litigation skills, when it comes to basic hygiene, such as teeth. Her patient, loving husband has supported her through all career endeavors, ranging from teaching Hip Hop Fitness,
(and I flunked "swag school") to peppering him with questions such as,
"Why haven't you turned on the 'wifi-gigibyte-hot-spot, and can you find the Gravatar?"

She does not scrapbook and lifted the name from the show "Friends", when Phoebe told Monica she was "Scrappie". She "scraps" her way with gusto into every endeavor. Yesterday she announced "I want to be a Life Coach"
.. Maybe, one day it will be Scrap-booking, till then I hope you enjoy my blog!

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